#ADHD shitposting

[foone]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

[runedscope]

Adhd asexual means you're distracted by everything other than sex

[jell-o-mel]

I took out my broken DS so I could start fixing it again to impress my crush but now I’m having fun fixing it and I don’t really wanna show her

[poprocksncokeee]

fuck I forgot my ritalin today that explains the existential dread

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Sometimes I gotta wait until my meds kick in, and then I'm doing dumb shit like dancing to cotton eye Joe and Macarena and marching up and down with much enthusiasm and zeal to old march music

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

[siphisket]

happy june 1st lol

[honeypleasejustkillme]

no one talks about the rage you feel when u realize that every adult in your life has failed u

[bl0w-m3]

[foone]

There should be some kind of quiz show where they ask people with ADHD how long things take.

Like, how long does a shower take? How long would it take to make spaghetti? How long does it take to do the dishes?

Maybe tie it in with footage of a neurotypical person doing these things, with an average time (shown to the audience, but no the contestants)

Admittedly it'd be partially a "laugh at the person with a disability" show, because most of the humor would be hearing people with ADHD guessing that it takes an hour to take a shower

[runedscope]

"Ignore it until it becomes an emergency" the adhd mantra for our time

[w-h-y--f-a-t-h-e-r]

Is this anything?

[simplymisty]

do you guys ever get annoyed that like. we have bodily needs.

like, sure, I don't mind eating a lil snack or drinking something tasty, BUT it annoys me that I have to do that in order to live.

like, I can't have little treats all the time, no, I have to eat regular meals, because otherwise the body will get upset. and most of the times, the body will also get upset if you eat something in particular, because it's dramatic like that

I like sweet fizzy drinks, but I gotta drink way more than I would like to in order to stay hydrated. and best way to do so is to drink water & that does NOT spark joy, the flavor usually is off, boring and annoying. not to mention if you drink enough, you gotta go to the bathroom so often, such an annoyance

like. do you guys get me.

[wizardhatwithacowboybrim]

I’ve been obsessed with ULTRAKILL and churning out tons of doodles for the past MONTH and forgot I had a tumblr I could have been posting these to

Here’s the fist of a lot of dumb shit I’ve made over the past month

[existennialmemes]

If you ask me an open ended question about a topic that I know anything about, you're going to get a detailed info dump.

However if you ask me an open ended question about myself or the things I tend to enjoy, you will get a panicked blank stare and an uncomfortable silence.

If you want to know things about me, you must ask very specific, carefully worded questions. Like you're negotiating a contract with the Fae.